The women's division....

[Clan SlyPorkers]

Just got a little more competitive....18 years from now. Valentine's Day Baby Carolyn Rose Slyporker is currently in the under 10 (lbs) class. She sleeps for distance, eats for, well protein, and next week we'll be working on spitting for height.

[Dan Jackson]

Great work! Good to have another addition to the family. Was also a great excuse to duck out of work Friday for a visit.

[Rich McClain]

Congratulations, Clan SlyPorkers! It would appear that the womans division is going to be tough in 18 years with Sophie and Carolyn leading the way. I have yet to get my dancer daughters on to the field to throw, but you never know.

All the best!

[Sam]

Congratulations and best wishes to the whole family.

[Mrs. T-Bone]

Yea for the Girls! Another great looking champion up and coming. Darn if those Scottish genes don't make the best looking kids. Congratulations, scotch and cigars all 'round.

[miked]

Congratulations! She is beautiful.

[Jeff Storey]

Congratulation Chris! Great work!
I can't wait to see this next generation of lady throwers. Those comps are gonna be intense!

[Tim]

Congratulations Barbara! She is certain to keep Chris's hands full after she wrap's him around her finger!

Good luck trying to train now!

[FrankH]

Hey, Chris-- congratulations to you guys and the expanding SlyPorkers Clan! Hope to see you and the clan on the field again soon.

--Frank

[Clan SlyPorkers]

Thanks everybody. We're pretty lucky...she's very good. And yes Tim, I can't fight it. She'll be daddy's little girl. Time to practice beating up boyfriends.

[Rich McClain]

Sue and I have a rule about boyfriends... They have to rank higher in the class standings than either of the girls. Brittany is currently 3rd in her class and Marissa is 1st. I also have just the right weapon to be cleaning when they bring one home. A nice 12 gauge Remington 870 Wingmaster complements of dear old Dad. I just love the sound of that 2 3/4" Rottweiler brand deer slayer slug slamming home in the chamber when I work the action! "Son, I would like to talk to you a second before you leave on the date with my daughter." Clachung (sound made by the slug being chambered) Haaaaaaaaaaa!

[randy]

big congrats on that beautiful girl!

rking

[Clancelt]

Rock on Chris!!! Our best to your family! The woman's class is going to be a force to reckon with!

-E