BJ is soooo fat . . . .

[miked]

his belly button makes an echo

the only thing stopping him from going to Jenny Craig is the door

last time he seen 90210 is on the scale

last time he fell over, he rocked himself to sleep tryin to get back up again

when he sat on the toilet it said A B C D E F G get your fat ass of of me.

he got in a monster truck and made it a lowrider

he tried to take a bath but the water jumped out

he went to the bathroom and the toilet got the shit scared out of i

when he missed the school bus he yelled "some one catch my twinky"!

when whales see him they started singing "we are family"

he fell in love and broke it.

he has to iron his pants on the driveway

he has to pull down his pants to get into his pockets

he sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose

[Mike Wills]

I didn't want to say anything....

[miked]

Okay, okay. I saw BJ at the pool yesterday and he's really not that fat. In fact, he's kinda sexy. Mike Wills better watch out or he's gonna lose the title of Sexiest Highland Game Athete Under 5'8".

[Mike Wills]

BJ is so short and round that me and Mr. Fleming talk about how short and round he is!!!

[bjketchem]

you guys are a bunch of bullies...i don't even no where to begin to defend myslef...

i am going to go drink my slim fast and do the newest sweatin' to the oldies dvd

[miked]

hey, i said you are sexy

[jim]

Up, Down And Touch The Ground


When I up, down and touch the ground
It puts me in the mood,
Up, down and touch the ground
In the mood for food

I am stout, round and I have found
Speaking poundage wise
I improve my appetite
When I exercise

I am short, fat and proud of that
And so, with all my might
I up, down and up, down to
My appetite's delight

While I up, down and touch the ground
I think of things to chew, like honey
With a hefty happy appetite
I'm a hefty happy Pooh

With a hefty happy appetite
He's a hefty happy Pooh

[Kevin225]

Dickens, your ruthless with the jokes man.

[miked]

I kid cause I care.



(psssst. the funny thing is, BJ's not fat. Especially by highland game standards)

[ts1107]

haha thats so funny!

[bjketchem]

To all you haters...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYaWNYXpBis

[miked]

So, after trying out the "negative motivational technique" on BJ for the past few weeks, I have come to the conclusion that its just not working for him. He seems fatter than ever.
So, I will revamp my support for him and be strictly positive. He's my boy, after all.

[Mike Wills]

Let me know what kind of motivation works with him...there has to be some way we can get him to break 20' with the heavy weight!!! Maybe if we get his bodyweight over 300???

[bjketchem]

You may be on to something Wills... my goal this year was to get close to 30'... but now, my goal is to NOT let my WOB beat my HWFD

man I hate the 56

[Mike Wills]

Perhaps we can arrange an exchange of services? You help me on the stone and I'll help you on the heavy weight???

[miked]

"Perhaps we can arrange an exchange of services? You help me on the stone and I'll help you on the heavy weight???"

must remain postive. must refuse such an easy setup. must not give in to temptation to ridicule short, husky throwers

Mike, you should come down to the VMC one Saturday. I think BJ can definitely help with your stone - no short/neckless/gorilla joke - and you can provide another set of eyes and suggestions to help BJ break through with the 56 - no short/husky/premature puller joke -

Together, we can all throw farther. No, really.