It's Jeremy's Birthday

[Jeff Storey]

My Stalkerbook, I mean Facebook, tells me that today is Jeremy Burnhams' Birthday. So in honor of birthday boy, I've assembled some little-known Facts of Jeremy.

Jeremy Burnham is so skinny, he takes vitamins A, B, C, D, E, F, and G, and still looks like and "I"

Jeremy's so skinny, he has to run around in the shower to get wet.

When Jeremy Burnham eats popcorn, he looks like a python eating a deer.

Jeremy's so skinny, he uses dental floss for a tie.

Jeremy's so skinny, he steals clothes from little kids' Ken dolls.

Jeremy's so skinny, he doesn't need to use a microscope to engineer chemicals...

[miked]

Oh, that 's just mean. You need to be more positive, Jeff.

[Jeff Storey]

negative Ghost Rider,
I'm trying to encourage Jeremy to gain enough weight to slow him down....so I can beat him....

see; encourage = positive!

[Clancelt]

Happy Birthday Jeremy!

Jeremy is so skinny people always say "Holy crap, that skinny kid just out threw Jeff!"

(Although comparatively, Jeff is pretty skinny too. With this group at least)

[Mike Wills]

I can picture the kid from "The 6th Sense" walking out onto the highland games field:

I see fat people.