by FrankH on Wed May 16, 2012 3:12 pm
Cumberland is in the far western, Appalachian portion of Maryland, United States. It is populated with people (and bears) who spend large amounts of their time making moonshine, tipping cows and wrestling tortoises. Known for their body piercings and colorful "tats", they settle arguments by tossing heavy implements for distance and tree trunks for accuracy.
During "down" time, Cumberlanders drink large quantities of beer, eat the flesh of mammals and consume Apple Jacks out of the box. The are also prodigious pickers, doomsday preppers and storage locker bidders.
(See: "Cumberland", Encyclopaedia Brittanica, 132nd Ed. for further information.)
P.S. Definitely pulling too early.
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