Toasts, sage advice, good quotes and well wishes...

[OC_Piper]

In light of upcoming holiday and social gatherings, here a few offerings for those looking for just the right words to say (or not)...

A drink was spilled on the bar room floor, and the bar was closed for the night.
When out from the corner crept a little brown mouse, who sat in the pale moonlight.
He lapped up the liquor from the bar room floor, and up on his haunces he sat.
And all throughout the bar you could hear him scream, 'Bring on the f@*&%#' cat.'
The cat jumped down on the bar room floor and ate up the little brown mouse.
The moral of this story is, Never have a drink on the house.


"In times of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing.
The next best thing you can do is the wrong thing.
But, the worst thing you can do is nothing."
- Theodore Roosevelt


"Let me not pray to be sheltered from dangers, but to be fearless facing them."
- Author unknown

"May those who love us, love us.
And those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles,
So we'll know them by their limping!"

May the winds of fortune sail you,
May you sail a gentle sea.
May it always be the other guy
who says, "this drink's on me."



Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking.
If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
And if you drink, may you drink with me.



Our lager, which art in barrels, hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, at home as in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, and forgive us our spillages, as we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not into incarceration, but deliver us from hangovers. For thine is beer, the bitter and the lager, for ever and ever, ...barmen


I met this girl at a bar and offered her a drink,
she honored my offer,
then all night It was honor and offer

“Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends!”

“Here’s to women’s kisses,
and to whiskey, amber clear;
not as sweet as a woman’s kiss,
but a damn sight more sincere.”


“Of all my favorite things to do,
The utmost is to have a brew.
My love grows for my foamy friend,
With each thirst-quenching elbow bend.
Beer’s so frothy, smooth and cold–
It’s paradise–pure liquid gold.
Yes, beer means many things to me…
That’s all for now, I gotta pee!”