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Every time I log on and read the forum, I'm alway's checking Rich or Brian's sig for the most recent Colinism.
I hope that you guy's are keeping all these inspirational quotes wrote down somewhere.
If and when you decide to publish a book or pamphlet of "Colin's Quotes", I'll sure buy one.

He actually has so many that I can't get them all in.

Here is another one for you: After describing all of the different positions his friends play when playing football I noticed he had left himself out. so...
Bryan: Colin what are you usually doing during football
Colin: Bleeding ...... it's what I do best.

new picture too

Colin firing a silenced Uzi. yes indeedy

That's Classic! Bleeding... that's what I do best.

Colin firing a silenced Uzi. yes indeedy

Man I want to go shooting with you guys!

He scored 600 out of 600 on his reading SOL
583 in science, 533 in history (not enought WWII)

Way to go Colin! He is a sponge that is always thirsty!

that's great work! Excellent stuff!

had a new one today - if you haven't met Colin he is probably the most enthusiastic, positive, and optomistic kid you will ever meet.

Trish: Colin does Ms. Baenig the new principal know you?
Colin: Oh yeah! I have done detention with her plenty of times.

hahahahahahaha, what a guy!

I didn't think Colin and I spent enough time together for me to rub off on him. Somewhere in Fairfax Co schools there is a Vice Principal that followed me from one school to another. I had a tough time shakin him. He sure knew my name and he thought he had my number...MUUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHA! He was mistaken!

The best part was he answered in this chipper, enthusiatic tone. Probably about the same tone he uses when asked how he is doing (95% rate of "GREAT!"), or the tone he would use if someone gave him some ice cream. "Yes I know her - she gave me ice cream!" - "Yes I know her - I have done detention with her!"

Colin: Dad - do you know wherer the best place to smuggle money is?
Me: er, uh, no?
Colin: In my violin case.
Me: Ooooookay

Man, I felt so bad for Colin and his sprained foot/ankle this weekend. Tough for a guy like him to sit still at those things! His use of a folding chair as a walker was very creative.

Two new ones

Colin: Is that John McCain's wife?
Me: yupp
Colin: She's hot!

Colin: Dad do you like my Supermix?
Me: Well - I certainly can smell it.
Colin: Yes it has a remarkable fragrance!

Note - Supermix is Colin's omelette recipe of 4 eggs, texas pete, lemon juice, bologna, and pepperjack cheese.

Colin: Dad - how many girlfriends did you have before mom?
Me: Uh - quite a few
Colin: Good!!!!!




Colin: Dad - do you remember when the computer was in the weight room
Me: Yeah
Colin: I used to play games on it there - good time.

okay this is going to be a tough one to communicate but The Boy had Trish and I in stitches.

He was playing a game on the computer when the phone started ringing. It was right next to him on the table. He picked it up looked at caller id and said
"Unknown name, unknown number, talk, end, done." and went back to his game like nothing had ever happened. and yes he pushed talk and end as he said the words and then slammed the phone back on the desk.

Ha ha-- How much would he charge to come over and provide that service at my house?

Seriously, he (you) could make a bundle renting him out. That is fabulous!

Like I said he had Trish and I in stitches Friday night. He did like 3 or 4 things like that in a row. If you guys ever want to rent him to screen your calls I would be happy to let you borrow him for a fee!

I've got one for you Bryan. We were all in the car coming home from dinner the other night.

Nathaniel: Dad, please don't get a hair cut.
Me: Why not?
Nathaniel : Because then you'll be ugly. And then you'll have to win the lottery!
Me: Huh?
Nathaniel: You'll have to win the lottery so Mom will sleep with you.
Me and Barbara: (choking)
Barbara: You mean I won't be able to sleep with him unless he's rich?
Nathaniel: Well, I guess you could.
Barbara: But you said he'd be ugly.
Nathaniel: OK, but you don't have to like it.


I really don't know how his mind works sometimes, but it is interesting to see it in action.

So from what I read, Barbara will only sleep with an ugly guy if he is rich?

Well, that's what I gather. But apparently she hasn't checked my bank recently, .....or ever.

Colin: Dad - now I know why they use super models to do silly things in commercials

Me: Why is that Colin?

Colin: Because it makes you want to buy those things. Those girls are so sexy I want to buy what they are selling!