I've got one for you Bryan. We were all in the car coming home from dinner the other night.
Nathaniel: Dad, please don't get a hair cut.
Me: Why not?
Nathaniel : Because then you'll be ugly. And then you'll have to win the lottery!
Me: Huh?
Nathaniel: You'll have to win the lottery so Mom will sleep with you.
Me and Barbara: (choking)
Barbara: You mean I won't be able to sleep with him unless he's rich?
Nathaniel: Well, I guess you could.
Barbara: But you said he'd be ugly.
Nathaniel: OK, but you don't have to like it.
I really don't know how his mind works sometimes, but it is interesting to see it in action.
"I love to sing, and I love to drink Scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink Scotch."- George Burns.
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