I will admit that I would love to marry Heather...
However, I've become wise enough to realize that the "fates" or "our lady destiny" doesn't like ol'Joe to much. That said, I'm sure that if I went forward with marriage... Things would go straight in the "shite" for us both. Yes... Call me what you will, but when the time is right... I'll do the right thing.
And yes... Everyone will be invited.
For I, Dionysus... Swears it! Isn't Halloween Fun!